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Musty Cosmic Microwave

by Bad Dad Jokes

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1.
Genesis 01:55
2.
Crusade 02:38
The time is nigh Light is shining upon their way Until they die My empire’s in disarray Soul searching Underestimating their turns Eventually Seamless cutting into my nerves Little men Marching to the beat of my drum Innocence I am still the filth I’ve become Formed from the hero Shaped like paladin Where his world is gone Its hers left to begin All of the color Drained from their face Everything is getting darker Drifting into space Oblique by nature They cannot come around When their path has ended A new head takes the crown Distant are the battles At home is the war She believes in reunion He knows there must be more
3.
Isolation 04:54
Arrogance took us back Burn the gates, wither fast I yearn to connect and to bridge the gap Between my thoughts and I and the dread I can't detect I am withering in isolation I must remain silent to protect my nation I pray that they may find a way to compromise Be in each other's lives while I still search for mine Try to pass the days but these years just don't seem right I am losing time In isolation Innocence, drained of that Fall into the myriad The hours growing long as I'm dreaming on This empire is stark, the highest echelon You are vanishing in isolation And then what's left of you rots into vexation I pray that they return and rectify defeat My son does not know fear, my daughter's spirit leads They are the best of us, yet I'm finding parts of me I cannot define In isolation Arrogance took us back Burn the gates, wither fast
4.
The King is alive! Let him reign! The righteous rule On your terrain! Menace versus victim The hour of apprehension The new wave Who waits for no one To create their own outcome Now nothing can disrupt their nation's Final consummation The King is alive! Let him reign! The righteous rule On your terrain!
5.
The cryptic chamber opens up my vault of secrets just beyond the open door The walls inside this temple aren’t ever crashing down, they’re guarded evermore In the crevasse, up above there’s the sunlight dim I can peek it, but under no circumstance is it coming in I’m locked inside the cryptic chamber’s cell My knees are spiked and I’m boiling alive The key that breaks the code to all the horrors of the fortress lies within the night In the forest, under watch of beast you must survive For all the heroes of the darkest dungeon are vilified
6.
7.
Acrimony 06:44
These acrimonious feelings Are not the product of my being I wanted to keep you around And ask for mutual bliss I am a hollow man Tasked with the bitterness Of this fairy tale we're in That doesn't ever seem to end Goodbye, let it die Counteract, you know why Stay attached 'til I'm back Where I go, follow My problems left with you The secret's overdue It seems to you I delayed How I put aside the feud This acrimony lingers on While you return To your joyous atmosphere But I'm losing hope I fear Goodbye, let it die Counteract, you know why Stay attached 'til I'm back Where I go, follow Let's lay low You can't stay alone Until you've had it all Where was my friendly ghost When I needed him the most? I cracked out of my hardest shell Just to land in a cryptic cell I need a reason to Wake up and things to do So I can fall right back down in my bed And think of you Goodbye, let it die Counteract, you know why Stay attached 'til I'm back Where I go, follow Let's lay low You can't stay alone Until you've had it all I need your guidance on this trail To reignite you never fails This weight you set, I can't avail So let's close the map And trust the mast to sail
8.
Follow me to the last ashram Where we go, they’ll tear us down from skin to bone Hand in hand, we’ll come across a better land Follow me 
to the last ashram What do you tremble for? I’ll clean you of what you are to open the newest door Why do you look to me? Is it for security from fleeing the wars that be? Now say what you want to see, I’ll break your reality The power is in the wind to fix how you comprehend To save and not to spend, to learn and soak it in The monastery welcomes your deepest sin Follow me to the last ashram Where we go they’ll tear us down from skin to bone Hand in hand we’ll come across a better land Follow me 
to the last ashram Locked in my body But take my spirit away And I won’t be afraid of the choices I’ve made as I decay Follow me to the last ashram So demise is at your doorstep yet again Been betrayed by antediluvian belief Follow me to our last retreat Who is a god to you? The men on the hill above? The crimes they’re guilty of? Innocence lost in time A life of oppression is not the only crime Now give yourself to me, succumb to everything For freedom isn’t free and you want mercy I’ll take your life and name and purge you of your shame The last ashram will break your chains Follow me to the last ashram Where we go they’ll tear us down from skin to bone Hand in hand we’ll come across a better land Follow me 
to the last ashram Locked in my body But take my spirit away And I won’t be afraid of the choices I’ve made as I decay The last ashram I give myself and all my riches to the last ashram! Bring me peace at last! This pilgrimage Knows what my redemption is And where I sit! Close to the throne! A filthy soul! The last ashram! I’m not alone!
9.
The riders of the dawn prepare their arrows Soldiers looking over every shoulder The freezing mist inside the air is resting A cue, the rising sun commands them forward The battle of the brutes is underway! Fire fills the sky, the towers crashing down, down down Bodies fall beside you, empty souls around The tempest circulating, dark wind and rain Evil mechanisms operating Take the toll! And never let go the life that you know Hone in! On all of the might your enemy knows And as the challengers draw their swords and approach the gallows’ king A wave of righteousness bestowed upon their loyalty Freed by his men and now with blade in hand he rides Another night of evil’s sovereignty will not go by The crimson lightning in the clouds is cracking A temporary flash expose the wounded Attending to her dying brother drains her While the king is face to face with his dictator Take the blow! And drop to your knees, and suffer defeat Twist the blade! The king of peace returns to lead And every piece of armor brittle is coming apart by force The castle overrun by henchmen beasts and sorcerers A final blast destroys the legions of the troops of death The king of the gallows cries and draws his final breath
10.
The greatest stage ever built Put on a show for you And all I’m thinking to myself is What time alone can do The greatest lie ever told Was nothing’d ever change A wiser man once told me There is nothing in the way 
Smiles bloom across the world It’s starting to make sense A remedy for the state I’m in I’m slowly fading out As we move on to the golden age To keep around The greatest fear ever felt Eats away at your heart All the torment that we face Is the product of who we are But the greatest stage ever built Puts us on display When everyone is watching It’s a trial every day Smiles bloom across the world It’s starting to make sense A remedy for the state I’m in I’m holding onto faith But when we find the stage We go around
11.
Exodus 05:15
She’s so alone And waits for anything that he could think about He’s going home Later he can rest and tune his feelings out The land is free Exodus The final hour of their story I cannot do this anymore he says As she is laying faintly on his head We are a product of the war and death That will continue to destroy what’s left And any remnants of the love I kept For you will be my memories of everything that I have ever known For you I Bled my body dry And I’d do it again Wayward, plotted course It doesn’t matter I will find you in the end He is drifting And one last breath is sent into the air She is weeping The burden isn’t hers to bear Hands locked, he lets her Share one last moment together Final bids farewell She bursts into the ether For you I Let my fears die And I’d do it again Wayward, plotted course It doesn’t matter I will find you in the end It’s easier to move When there's no one watching you As the wall is broken down And our rebirth is profound I can let you leave me now For we will reconvene somehow For the two of us To end harmonious There’s a beauty in your fall I will reach out to you And I count on you To take my call For you I Let my fears die And I’d do it again Wayward, plotted course It doesn’t matter I will find you in the end

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the debut album from BAD DAD JOKES, a psychedelic rock scientific experiment out of denton tx

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released February 20, 2021

CARTER LACY - vocals, electric guitar, acoustic guitar (tracks 3, 5, 9-11), synthesizer (tracks 4, 8, 10), piano (track 10), bass guitar (tracks 1, 2, 6, 10)

KEGAN CASTILLO - vocals (track 4), electric guitar (tracks 1-5, 7, 8, 11)

ROGER JOHNSON - narration (tracks 1, 6), vocals (tracks 4, 11), whistlin (track 10), bass guitar (tracks 1, 3-5, 7-11)

SAM FARR - vocals (track 4), synthesizer (tracks 4, 10, 11) drums, percussion (pertaining to his arsenal of bongos, djembe, and shakers)

PETE - being sam's dog (and emotional support during the tedious recording process)

all songs written by bad dad jokes

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album artwork by inti huaman
recorded by sam farr at sam farr's home in sam farr's studio
mixed by sam farr and carter lacy
mastered by sam farr

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Bad Dad Jokes Denton, Texas

DENTON TX BASED PSYCHEDELIA

Bad Dad Jokes is
CARTER LACY
KEGAN CASTILLO
MIETTE ESTEB
ROGER JOHNSON
SAM FARR

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